For all you college kids out there:
Get a baguette, cut it as follows:

Get a bowl, in it pour a few shakes of:
Olive Oil
Red Hot Pepper Flakes
Garlic Powder
Onion Powder
Oregano
Salt
Pepper
and I am telling you, that baguette and bowl of goodness will be gone in 2 seconds, no matter what party you’re hosting or contributing to. Total cost: maybe $2.